"We're extremely angry and feel the need for vengeance against these upsetting events, besides we've never tried rioting before, usually we just go to museums or private collections, or read books." said one very annoyed fan.
They seemingly can't decide what they're more upset about, firstly the mere suggestion that one of Leonardo's works be altered caused them a rather nasty case of insomnia and seemed to worsen their allergies, then the claim by the curator that the Mona Lisa contains "boring bits" caused them to be, as one malady stricken fan put it: "Sick to the pits of our stomachs."
They are now reported to be gathering weapons of mass destruction at the Louvre.
EVENING ALL! asked one man what they planned to do with them.
"Well, we've never really handled weapons before so we're really quite nervous, but we're seething with indignancy so who knows, maybe we'll borrow books from the library and learn how to fire guns and stuff. Oh damn, I dropped my bullets down the drain. Hold my gun will you?"
Disclaimer: This is a load of fabricated nonsense, if you believe it you only have yourself to
blame.
Did anyone notice the mysterious alien that landed on Billie's shoulder?!!!Hmmmm.
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