Staff at the Louvre are considering making alterations to Leonardo da Vinci’s great work which resides there. In an unprecedented move they plan to make her even more recognisable than before. Worried by her unusually small size they are concerned many may just pass her by without noticing. Professeur Jean Claude Renne Michel de Chateau Montblanc said “ Well nor-mally we ‘ave the larg(soft g)e crow-eds aro-wend the paint-ting, but per’aps we do not weone morn-ing (please apply stereotypical French accent for further special effects, our budget can no longer afford these expensive fake bad accent effects. Continue-) the small number of visitors may find it hard to find her, and then Sacre Blue! Where then are we? A beautiful lady ignored?! Mon Dieu! Beauty when overlooked becomes like the rose in the motor engine, redundant if you will.” said the curator.
Professeur Jean Claude Renne Michel de Chateau Montblanc has come up with a never before attempted solution for the problem which involve actually marking the surface of the painting:
“I have here the indelible marker, and I plan as you can see in the computer generated image to write a clear message on the boring bits which nobody will miss.”
At which point Michaelangelo was heard to laugh audibly from beyond the grave. The ghost of da Vinci was later seen examining the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel for boring bits. I wonder did he mean nobody will miss the boring bits of the painting, or nobody will miss the signs? I think he meant the boring bits.
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Disclaimer: This is a load of fabricated nonsense, if you believe any of it you only have yourself to blame.
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