I greatly admire your mighty trichological erection. I do, however, fear for its structural integrity. The bigger they are the harder they fall, they say. And it's becoming distinctly flacid these days, causing you to play with it insecurely. Ask yourself this- what exactly are you trying to achieve with it? Are you in direct competition with Jedward? Because they're just not worth it, they'll never win, you were the first to attempt the unicorn look and people will never forget that (no, really, they won't) and it took courage too, brave I call it Elly, brave, there were so many names you could have been called- k***-head, d***-head are just two examples.
So to conclude, I beg you to remember size isn't everything, sometimes smaller is better (or more structurally sound from an engineering point of view).
Love, EVENING ALL!
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ReplyDeleteC,mon ed, get with it! La Roux is obviously going for the swept to one side flamingo body style, so popular with young people of today. You need only study the above picture (not the one with the cat)to clearly see this. Perhaps I should volunteer myself as fashion and style editor as our beloved ed is clearly not aware of the current trend for emulating exotic animals!!
ReplyDeleteThat is very true. How did I not notice that!Perhaps you should, you clearly have your finger on the fashion pulse!
ReplyDeleteAlso ma chere Ed, in the above photo, she is trying really hard to create both animal looks, going for the flamingo hair but not really pulling off the piebald cat trousers! Admittedly, there are very few that can carry off this look! ( actually, I, for one, am rather glad she did not pull off her trousers!! I would rather not see her elephant knickers!!)
ReplyDeleteHow do you know about her elephant knickers?
ReplyDeletei think her hair lets itself down
ReplyDeleteYou just don't understand trichological disfunction, it happens to all popstars at some point, it's nothing to be ashamed of
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