I greatly admire your mighty trichological erection. I do, however, fear for its structural integrity. The bigger they are the harder they fall, they say. And it's becoming distinctly flacid these days, causing you to play with it insecurely. Ask yourself this- what exactly are you trying to achieve with it? Are you in direct competition with Jedward? Because they're just not worth it, they'll never win, you were the first to attempt the unicorn look and people will never forget that (no, really, they won't) and it took courage too, brave I call it Elly, brave, there were so many names you could have been called- k***-head, d***-head are just two examples.
So to conclude, I beg you to remember size isn't everything, sometimes smaller is better (or more structurally sound from an engineering point of view).
Love, EVENING ALL!
