Okay, he only scored one of them. But it was his first goal for Portugal in two years or something. And wasn't he a glorious sight on the pitch (drool, drool), 6'2" of pure womany-manhood (slobber) strutting around, peacock-like. Those thighs, that smile, that's part of the pretty boy trap. Now you may think I eat some kind of hormonal surge tablets for breakfast or something (and believe me I would if could find such a thing) but that's just me on a good day. But enough about me, back to Ronaldo.
His team mates decended on him at the historic moment, eager to congratulate the foxy forward. One apparently was even seen to have licked his neck, yeas, that's right, licked his neck.
Disclaimer: This is a load of fabricated nonsense, if you believe any of it you only have yourself to blame.
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Humph! It was a blatant display of Ronaldesque showing off, waits two years and then balances the ball on his head, rolls it down his back and then flicks it! C,mon we can all do that, moi personally I can do it while standing on my head and eating a banana( the best way to eat them by the way!)
ReplyDeleteyes you're right,i do feel a bit queasy.The italians are shameless foulers ,put them in a cage with ronaldo and see what happens
ReplyDeleteThe Italians in a cage with Ronaldo? Sounds like one of Chancer's fantasies.
ReplyDeletei agree,who is chancer btw?
ReplyDeleteChancer McSwindle, EVENING ALL!'s sports reporter, Penelope Cruz's husband
ReplyDeletei think you misunderstand me,i said it does sound like one of chancers fantasies but i believe chancer is a guise
ReplyDeleteOh I get you, sorry! I dunno who he is, but you might recognise his hat if you were to look close enough ;)
ReplyDeleteits inspector cluesos hat!!
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