THREAD IN FABRIC OF TIME PULLED IN EINSTEIN SHOCKER!

It was revealed today that Albert Einstein actually pulled out one of the threads in the very fabric of time itself. In his journal Einstein cheekily revealed how he pulled at one of the threads just to see what would happen. “I pulled at one of the threads just to see what would happen.” revealed the freaky physicist.

Until now the threads were believed to only be a metaphor, but Einstein revealed in a recently discovered journal how he located the threads in physical actuality.

“I was walking the road, deep in thought when suddenly what I had sought for so long was there right in front of me! The very universe itself had been revealed to me. With trembling hands I stooped to pick it up from its location in a puddle at the side of the road.”

The universe according to the great professor is actually trouser shaped, with an inside leg of 32, time being an area near the crotch, but he struggled to convince his peers of this fact. “They tried to convince me that I had made a great blunder, but I said to them, no, these trousers, they are the universe…”

As to what happened when he pulled the thread Einstein gloomily predicted, “The structural integrity of the universe has been compromised and its underwear revealed, and I only have myself to blame, I cannot tell what the consequences of this will be, maybe hotpants, I don’t know.”

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Disclaimer: This is a load of fabricated nonsense, if you believe any of it you only have yourself to blame.