Article by Joe Kerr
Random remixes, a phenomenon, which began its inceptions on the Internet, has begun to creep its way into society at large. I’m not talking about l33t speakor phrases but remixes. Many celebrities have long suffered from remixes on the youtube, but there has been an alarming rise in the number of ordinary citizens who have suffered from remix moments intheir everyday life. Jen Rottford was sitting at home two weeks ago, talking to herself as she watched television. Suddenly and without warning, she began to repeat herself in a rhythmic pattern. Gradually more and more noises from around her began to be incorporated into her impromptu remix.
“I was terrified. I’ve never even been musically gifted before this and suddenly I was cuttin’ and splicin’, cuttin’ and splicin’, cuttin’and splicin’ spl-spl-spl-spliciiiiiiiiiiiiin”. At this stage Jen began moving erratically back and forth, much like what is seen in other prescripted remixes on the tube of you. Jen, however, is not alone. Some are no claiming that their remixes which been posted on their mytube accounts are actually recorded live. Police in Colorado, USA were stunned to find a group of people stuck in a remix loop after a recent game of shuffleboard, two remixed till they died (or remixed to the max as the local youts refer to it). FBI investigators were called in after a second case was reported 3 miles from the first. Speaking on the condition of anonymity an FBI SpecialAgent who first asked to be called Deepthroat, then X, before finally settling on Faux Milieu had this to say on the phenomenon; “People have been doing things spontaneously for thousands of years from falling in love to Spontaneous Human Combustion or SHC to those who know the truth. Despite what some cigarette smoking men will have you believe, there are those of us out there who believe, or at least want to believe, that spontaneity is an inherent part of our humanity. So I ask you, why wouldn’t people spontaneously begin remixing? Is it so far fetched to think that human beings are capable of so much more than we currently know…”. At this point our EVENING ALL researcher began to move away from theFBI agent, as his insistent ramblings were too much for even this believer. As the researcher left he could hear Special Agent Milieu shout “It was probably aliens anyway!”
Disclaimer: This is a load of fabricated nonsense, if you believe any of it you only have yourself to blame.
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